Great craftsmanship but can't hit anything
Very well made sword, small charm but durable and with good attention to detail. Got robbed downtown once and tried to defend myself with this, but I couldn't hit the mugger with it to save my own life. Ended up getting beat up and my wallet and shoes taken, but the pain and humiliation felt surprisingly good. 10/10 would let myself get robbed again. Huh? No, my name is DEFINITELY not Lalatina, why does everyone keep asking me that?